I'm Amazing

I amaze myself with how amazing I continually get. I don't just stay at one level of amazing, but I burst through new layers of amazing every day. Like moving into my friend's attic. That's pretty amazing. I mean, how many people get to do that? I'm also going to be appearing on a cable talk show soon. I think it will air on channel 1249. Not many people even have that many channels. How amazing is that? And my birthday is coming up. I'm probably going to dance rehearsal then I'll grab a whiskey and watch court TV. Dance rehearsal. Sounds exotic, huh? I even get to dance with some cute guys. How many other people get to be swept across the dance floor with cuties on their birthday? I'm so amazing.